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The Meef Ribbon is awarded to the saltiest, meefiest, moistest meef at the jamboree.
Points are awarded for
1. Salt
2. Overall meefiness
3. Depth and girth
*not to be confused with Meef Ribbons (the parasite) or Meef Robbins (the famous actor)
Peggy Sue won the Meef Ribbon at the Kentucky Jamboree. What a bitch!
Folks who decorate their cars with every magnetic ribbon they can buy in a gas station. One is never enough....
The parking lot is filled with ribbon-patriots today!
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The act of being the first in attendance to a club, bar, or party.
1. Man, we got to the club entirely to early. We cut the ribbon on that bitch.
2. I was expecting the party to be poppin tonight. We ended up cutting the ribbon at 11.
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Paul: Sorry man, I had to go orangastank and now we're all out of rectum ribbon.
Joe: Dammit Stan. Go buy some more!
Cumming so powerfully that your semen flies through the air, looking like white ribbons.
My boyfriend kept flying white ribbons last night, it took hours to clean up!
A person who is eligible to receive a gift wrapped in expensive ribbon, because they truly appreciate the value of the ribbon.
(They don't just rip it off and throw it away)
I wrapped her gift in vintage, French, satin ribbon because she is truly ribbon worthy.
An award given at events like state fairs for growing the biggest pumpkin or having the tastest fried chicken.
Colonel Sanders clicked his heels when he won the Blue Ribbon at the Kentucky State Fair.
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