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A sexual maneuver in which a lizard person is blowing you, while using their extra long tongue to give you a rim job.
I used to hate lizard people, until one of them gave me a reptilian roundhouse!
A Roundhouse Fuck is when you and a person of the opposite sex strip down and prepare for a sexual experience. On top of a bed, the women puts herself in doggy style fuck position sticking her vagina out for the man. Next the man will insert his penis into the womens vaginal quarters. The last step involves the women still present in her doggy style position rotating herself 360 degrees multiple times until climax is reached. The mans job is to hop around behind the women on the bed while she is rotating after each insertion. In other words, the man is moving in the same rotation the women is creating a continuous circle of sex.
" Yo brad are you going to "Roundhouse Fuck Angelina's cunt tonight"
"Hell yeah son, over and over again so she moans like a horse"
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Unloading a large amount of sperm onto a girls face, then roundhouse kicking her so she passes out. She then will wake up not being able to open her eyes due to the dried up sperm encrusted on her whore face.
Dan just siberian roundhoused that bitch so hard, people now think she is asian
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A sexual act in which a man slathers/wipes cum on a woman's face like an Amish beard, and she proceeds to roundhouse-kick his testicles.
Leroy: "Aw, man I sure am sore today from that sex move last night."
Eli: "What for sex move?"
Leroy: "Martha Yoder have me an Amish Roundhouse."
Eli: "Sounds terrible painful."
Leroy : "Yeah, but coming from her it's worth it."
A roundhouse dick is a spinning cock-slap, usually directed at a persons face.
A roundhouse dick could also be unintentional, as a result of a failed Helicopter for example.
I have actually witnessed this live, as in the example...
Nathaniel swung around with the intention of waving his genitals around, but instead gave Linda a Roundhouse Dick to the face.
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Defacating on a girl's face, forming a "hitler" style 'stache, then kicking her repeatedly, because she chooses to honor a man of such disgrace
My meanie boyfriend gave me a Nazi Roundhouse last night and I had to go to the emergency room!
Last night I gave a hoe a Nazi Roundhouse and broke that bitch's jaw.
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The act of putting a banana in the girls anus and having her spin around shaking swinging her legs like she doing a roundhouse kick until it flys out. An extra challenge is trying to get it to fly into the partners mouth.
“why are you wearing a eye patch brandon”
“ marsha and me tried doing a roundhouse banana last night”