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When you are so anxious and eager to get new correspondence that you are constantly refreshing every web browser window you have open.
Example of a refreshing routine:
*REFRESH* nope.... no new e-mail on hotmail.... *REFRESH* darn... no new Facebook notifications on gmail.... wait maybe they just haven't gotten there quite yet and I should go check Facebook right this second to see if anything's come in! *REFRESH* oh well. But maybe by now there's a hotmail message! *REFRESH* For real?? There's gotta be a hotmail message by now *REFRESH*
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When you cant help the fact that you fall off of everything with wheels, and your overweight like the rest of america. You also qualify if you have red/orange hair, and not the hair on your head.
Jake: im not fat and even though i have red pubes and over sized man tits.
Josh: but you are, you do the jacob routine everyday.
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Regular course of procedure. Kissing someone when they say something cute, saying hello, or goodbye. Usually with a boyfriend or girlfriend.
1. Don't forget to routine kiss him.
2. Do you guys routine kiss yet?
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The English goodbye where You slap your knees and say "Right!" which means "I should've left two hours ago but was too polite to interrupt you”
Billy slaps his knee, thus starting the knee slap routine “Right! I should be off now!”
(Meaning he should’ve left 2 hours ago but was being too nice)
A person's excuse that they flaked out on an agreed-upon meeting or date with you because their phone was not working, not paid, or not charged. These excuses are often belied by the fact that a call to the user results in a normal dial tone, rather than going straight to voicemail.
The dead phone routine usually goes something like this:
1. "Sorry, I got stuck downtown and my phone died."
2. "Hey I just got my phone back up I had to pay it first."
To totally ignore someone by pretending you are deaf, dumb, and blind.
My boss called me into the office to chew me out, but I gave him the Helen Keller routine.
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this phrase is used when someone thinks you have nice or cool hair. usually used with hockey players and baseball players.
Girl: "drop the hair routine!!"
Boy: "aye! thank you!"