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september is the month where the hottest ppl are born. lol get wrecked noobs
wow september is the month where all the hottest ppl are born!!!1!11!!
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September is the month where there are the most fights amongst couples. There are more disputes in September than in every other month. The combination of summer coming to an end, school beginning and business around the country slowing down and causing many couples to struggle leads to a high amount of breakups.
Damn, I think it must be September. We don't see eye to eye at all anymore!
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a month were girls are more likely to give blowjobs.
during september girls will likely come to your house just to give u head
jessica: 'jake im coming over to give u a blowjob ok?'
jake: 'oh ya its september i almost forgot!'
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The month of September, when the shrinking daylight and the beginning of school and work pushes people to drink more beer.
It's Septembeer! Fuck it let's have a beer
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September is the mount where you can’t use the yellow app “Snap chat”
Girl:Are you on snap chat in September”
Guy: yeah... Ohhhh snap
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Any derivative of LSA extracted from Morning Glory Seeds.
My slider didn't have any LSD, so I bought some seed to make September, instead.
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National slap someone in the face month. In September you can slap anyone in the face. Have fun slapping!
Jessica: hey how’s your day-
SLAP
Jessica: What was that for?!
Alison: it’s September!
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