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A fuckin amazing metal band that christians hate
Person 1: I listen to Black Sabbath
Person: How dare you, if you listen to metal music, the devil will make u kill ur mom
The unholy day of rest between Black Friday and Cyber Monday after faithful materialists sacrifice fellow worshippers underfoot in the name of the Almighty Dollar.
"Hey, do you want to go to the mall with me today?"
"No thanks, I'm celebrating Black Sabbath by opening all the gifts I pried from someone else's cold dead fingers yesterday."
"God bless Merica!"
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A lot of people seem to express ignorant opinions over any subject with the lack of facts and evidences. I'm not gonna do that shit
-Fact: Black Sabbath is a very influential heavy metal band formed in the late '60s by four of its original formers: Ozzy Osbourne, Geezer Butler, Tony lommi and Bill Ward, and it had quite a hype over 3 decades.
-Opinion:The band is great don't get me wrong, but theres another definition in my opinion; its when a band formed by a drummer who can't drum, vocalist who doesn't know wtf he is saying. and a guitarist stuck on another planet, and not only that, the band changes its members as often as you change your underwear (20 times btw), and of course half of their mainstream rockers are camping down MTV. I'm not a band hater but quite frankly I'm not a big fan of mainstream.
-Black Sabbath generated a huge and ongrowing fanbase over years, and they made a #1 billboard streak, which is quite impressive.
-You know people are easy to buy, just a few hit albums and you're a "dedicated fan".
i find their style really confusing. and I'm not a big fan of mainstream not to mention heavy metal, because all of these dead child like bands are giving it a bad name.
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Lame korn wannabes. I foolishy listened to this pile of dirt cruelly passed off as "music" because I heard it was good metal. What a dumb idea. Black Sabbath are lame Metallica wannabes too! These talentless copycats stole riffs from "St. Anger" and "Death Magnetic" and put it on their lame albums like they created them! Fucking scumbag faggots.
Skip these Black Sabbath hacks and listen to REAL metal like: Saosin, Korn, Metallica, Disturbed, Slipknot, Three Days Grace, The Used and Puddle Of Mudd.
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A shitty band that invented heavy metal music by accident, due to the guitarist downtuning his guitar due to having injured fingers. While heavy metal is awesome, and indisputably the best form of music, with great bands like Megadeth and Iced Earth, early metal such as Black Sabbath is tremendously overhyped. It is not heavy at all, only compared to other music of the day such as the Beatles, and is more like today's sludge rock than today's metal. Ozzy in particular is tremendously overrated. Many claim that to like metal you HAVE TO like black sabbath, since they were early pioneers of it, but those same people do not realize that metal is rock and they themselves do not listen to Chubby Checker or Bill Haley who invented rock music, or to Claudio Monteverdi who invented modern western music in general, so they are hypocrites by claiming you HAVE TO like someone who invented something you like. Black Sabbath is NOT heavy, and NOT skillful. They wrote Paranoid at the last second in the studio, in all of 10 minutes while on cocaine, because their producer wanted the album to be one more song long so they just bullshitted something that sounded cool and rebellious at the time. If you like Black Sabbath great, but if you want to listen to something actually heavy, don't bother with them or other overrated band that released anything before 1984
Dumbass: "OMG DOOOOD YOU DON'T LIKE BLACK SABBATH? BUT THEY LIKE, INVENTED METAL!"
Metalhead: "I listen to what I LIKE. I don't have to like them because other people do. You don't have a big poster of Thomas Crapper displayed in your bathroom do you, just because he invented the toilet? Stop being a follower"
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Black Sabbath sucks.
so does metal.
"Black Sabbath? Yeah I've heard them. They suck."
"Yeah, so does metal."
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