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A word used to describe the continuous training and development of a sailor in the United States Navy. It is primarily used by weak and inept leaders to justify asinine policies and beliefs that can't be rationally explained or have any real world, practical, and intelligent correlation to anything.
"Hey, if our facility that's located on a secure military base doesn't contain any weapons, ammunition, specialized equipment, or classified material, has a security system, functional fire detection and suppression, security cameras, and lockable doors, and houses a command that only operates primarily during normal business hours, why the fuck do I have to sit here all night and on weekends on duty doing nothing, guarding nothing, with nothing going on?"
"Because people stand duty and watch in the Navy. It's for your sailorization, shipmate."
"Yeah asshole, I know that. But they're also actually watching or doing something. This is retarded and for no reason."
"Because people stand duty and watch in the Navy. It's for your sailorization, shipmate."
"You're a fucking moron. Are all Chief Petty Officers required to have a lobotomy before their promotion?"
"Because people stand duty and watch in the Navy. It's for your sailorization, shipmate."
"I wish you would go play in traffic Chief. Fucking Hoo Yah!"
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A particularly metrosexual male who pretends to be gay with his friends, often misunderstood by the gay community as a homosexual. These males are generally bitchy, and jokes made against them frequently refer to oceans or ships.
Adam: "Howdy sailor! Would you like to scrub my deck, I have a pole that needs polishing." ;)
Luke (Sailor): "Dude, like, get, like seriously, the fuck away from me, loooser!"
Adam: "So there are no cannons that need some balls loaded up?"
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A group of 4 extremely sexy girls. Everyone looks up to them and strives to be them. They make head's turn, and are possibly the best looking, best personality beings to ever walk this earth. Their boat was once amazing, you know you want in, as they allready have many people on the waiting list as wanabees. They know how to have a good time, with chocolate baths, towns, cake, sleepovers, dances and more, but also know how to have a fight. Ohh the sailor chats, geeso. They out do any other group and of course have the perfect penis.
'Dan: OMG Who are those FITTIES?
Tom: Oh, how do you not know? they are the SAILORS!
Dan: WOWW, get me their numbers.'
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Someone of the male gender who is a fruitcake or plays the skin flute. A person who is a tool who gathers with other tools.
Hey sailors! Show us your anchors!
Look at that sailor from MANDEVILLE high, I bet he is A fire hazard .
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A man who likes to rock the boat with other men.
Look at the silly sailor, he is exposing himself to little boys.
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Someone inadvertently drenches the end of a cigarette with their vile saliva.
*Jon* - Hey dude, can i have a drag of that cig?
*Alex* - Yeah man, go for it.
(Hands cigarette to Jon, Jon takes drag and gives it back)
*Alex* - Oh dude. You fucking dirty Sailor..
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*A navy personnel.
*A popular hack referring to a homosexual.
On a sidenote, sailors are often the opponents of their fellow marines. ^_^
"Arr, thee see be in my blood says I..."
"What're you doing looking up gay porn?! That was a pic of a guy hugging a sailor!"
"Ok, navymen don't really sound like pirates....it's called a sense of humor!! Don'tchu get it?! *sniff* "
-me
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