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A holiday where everyone is Irish and can vomit copious amounts of green puke in public places.
Chico and Hertzel decorated my stoop with green puke for Saint Patrick's Day.
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A holiday that promotes discrimination against people who don’t wear green
People who don’t wear green get treated unfairly on Saint Patrick’s day
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A wonderful reason to get completely shitfaced before noon, then take a nap, and do it again that evening. Celebrated heavily from the midwest to east coast by everyone, not just exclusively Irish folks. In the Chicagoland are, Saint Patricks Day is nearly a weeklong celebration of booze and parades.
Mister Delicious is lucky as hell. His birthday is on Saint Patricks Day.
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The only day of the year where everyone is Irish
1. I'm Irish
2. No your not. You look Filipino as anything
1. Didn't you hear? Today's saint patricks day!
2. Well that means I'm Irish too! Let's go drink our brains out
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an excuse for tiny, ginger irish men to be noticed, as they never are because they are so small they sometimes get stepped on. this is disguised as a holiday in which teachers mess up their classrooms and lie to children.
"are you drunk?"
"yea, but its thanksgiving"
saint patricks day :)
Post Saint Patrick's Day Syndrome... The March 18th morning realization that being Irish for a day doesn't mean your still Irish the next morning
PSPDS post saint patrick day syndrome it hurts but your boss's name is O'Malley so knuckle up and go in to work