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The one day of the year when it doesn't suck to live in Savannah.
I got river faced on shit street
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A wonderful reason to get completely shitfaced before noon, then take a nap, and do it again that evening. Celebrated heavily from the midwest to east coast by everyone, not just exclusively Irish folks. In the Chicagoland are, Saint Patricks Day is nearly a weeklong celebration of booze and parades.
Mister Delicious is lucky as hell. His birthday is on Saint Patricks Day.
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The only day of the year where everyone is Irish
1. I'm Irish
2. No your not. You look Filipino as anything
1. Didn't you hear? Today's saint patricks day!
2. Well that means I'm Irish too! Let's go drink our brains out
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The bestest day in the entire world. Everyone is Irish and you can drink until you're shit faced. Guinness flows like water and you get to pinch people on the ass. It's also MY BIRTHDAY! WOOOO HOOOO
Meet you at the pub for some lucky charms and green beer.
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A day for all of ireland to get pissed
It's Saint Patrick's Day, time for a drink
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Just like St Paddy before him who didn't drive
the snakes out of Ireland....is now celebrated
on St Paddy's Day...
Saint Barry-O (aka Barack) has NOT driven the
"SNAKES" out of Washington either... so let's
celebrate like an Irishman - on April 1st TOO.
And they both make more sense if you're drunk!
{note to editors: is that politically correct enuff 4 ya? ;-)
Q - Isn't this Saint Barry's Day?
A - Yeah, look how he cleaned up DC..
- "April Fools" !!
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March 17 - a Day to Drink as much piss as possible (notably Guinness) then fall over the floor swearing at your mates and the bartenders
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