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When someone's dick cheese is left alone for too long and starts to resemble the texture of chicken salad.
Dude, Justin hasn't washed his dick in so long that he probably has chicken salad dick!
It is impossible for a person to create something good out of something that is, by its very nature, bad.
(coming out of a movie theater)
Guy 1: That was the worst movie ever, man.
Guy 2: I know! But! Leonardo DiCaprio was the best out of them, though. His acting blew everyone else's right out of the water! Too bad everything else sucked.
Guy 1: Oh, well. You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.
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shredded or chopped chicken mixed with mayo/miracle whip and often includes grapes, walnuts, apples, celery, along with many other things... as well as a variety of spices --best served on a sub roll or on wheat bread
...sadly Cousin's Subs only carries them in the summer and Subway and Jimmy John's doesn't at all. But Panera delivers a delicious sandwich!
Lovers of these delicious sandwiches pray for others to catch on to their obession.
Customer: "I'll take a chicken salad sandwich"
Cashier: "We don't carry those yet"
Customer: *sniffle* *cry* :(
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You can't make something from anything.
You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.
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a sexual act performed in the western hemisphere. performed with an Asian woman between the heights of 4'9'' and 5'2'' and a African-American male of large penis (12"+, 7'' circumference). occurs when black male of large penis fails to insert penis into the small Asian woman. faced with a dilemma, the black male finds ranch salad dressing and uses said ranch to lubricate obscenely large penis. thus, enabling him to insert penis into the small Asian vagina. after intercourse is completed and vagina is enlarged due to sex, black male proceeds to use the ranch salad dressing left over in the vagina and mixes in salad, assorted veggies, and fried chicken. he then consumes said fried chicken salad out of Asian woman's vagina using nothing more than chopsticks.
" nigga you straight indonesian fried chicken salad'd that chink bitch janice last night nigga."
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The aftermath of Anal Sex with a women who has a raging yeast infection that is so foul her junk looks like chicken skin and ranch dressing.
No kidding, after the pope puked on her starfish I noticed she was brewing up some fast rise, it looked like a Greek salad with chicken.