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Somebody who, if you are white, would probably make you kill yourself if you had to sit across from them on a train.
Samuel L. Jackson: Say what one more time mothafucka
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The most whored actor in film history, will appear in anything for the right amount of cash.
Will be in 90% of films being made by the time we get to 2010
"A film about Snakes... on a plane? You bet your mother fuckin' ass I'll be in that"
"A film about aliens who blow up the planet, fix it to blow it up again then fuck us all in the ass and I'll love it? I'm not sure...
You'll pay me 10 million dollars to be in it?! Sign me up nigga!"
All quotes I overheard Samuel L. Jackson say them
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myyyyyyyy nigga!
possibly the baddest mofo on the planet.
see pulp fiction and jackie brown
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a black, bad-ass nigga in nearly every movie
Did you here if that new movie was good or not?
not yet, but samuel l jackson is in it so its garenteed to be bad-ass
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The best beer to get you drunk, fuck fat bitches, and even fight a nigga or two.
I drank a 12 pack of Samuel L. Jackson and nailed this fat bitch. After her boyfriend showed up with his crew, I kicked the shit out of them.
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Sexual move.
When you convince someone to go under the bed sheets with you due to the cold and then receive a blowjob.
Move invented by Quentin Tarantino in the movie "The hateful eight"
"To pull off a Samuel L. Jackson"
"Jeeee! She just went Samuel L. Jackson on you man!"
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A new beer brand sponsored by the famous actor. First commercial ever aired on the Dave Chapelle Show.
Are you ready for the truth?... and I hope they burn in hell... crazy white boy muthafucka... may I have some of this soft drink to wash this down?...
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