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Video game with hidden explicit sexual content in addition to already mature violent and adult themed content. Pulled off the shelves of many stores due to having M rating changed to AO (adults only).
Currently used by politicians to increase their popularity and parents to blame on the misbehavings of their children.
Judge: What do you have to say for yourself young man?
Kid: GTA made me do it.
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A modification for Rockstar Games' GTA: San Andreas, enabling internet multiplayer via TCP/IP for players all over the world.
website: sa-mp.com
how to quit San Andreas Multiplayer: /q
note, it does just that, quits the game. no free cash, no weapons, no cheats, no bite marks. just quits the game.
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First line of one of the greatest songs of all time, GTA San Andreas Main Theme
Welcome to San Andreas, I'm CJ from Grove Street
Land of the heinous, gang bangers and cold heat
In Los Santos, neighbors get no sleep
Beefing with anybody competin', even police
Four deep in a green rag with gold feet
Blast wit' the flag on the strap, that's OG!
Stay in shape, hit the gym, lift the weights
Get supercut and big and buff, nice and straight
You got stats: Respect, weapon skill
Stamina, muscle, fat and sex appeal
You get clothes from Binco, and ProLaps
Suburban, Zip, Victim and D-Sachs
Watch yo' back when them rival hoods
They'll test just to guess if your survival's good (Survival's good)
Duckin' shells at the Cluckin' Bell
Jump out, bus' a gun until they tuck they tail
It seems like I'm on impossible missions
Twisted predicaments, hostile positions
Tenpenny and Pulaski harass me
Cop cars been on our ass the last past week
Cause the 'Dreas's full of gangsters, homeboy
Hands is the language for the bangers, homeboy
And it's dangerous, homeboy
Get your brains 'fore how you do yo fingers, homeboy
Heat cocked, we poppin' hot ones, dump 'em out
Bend the block, shake before the cops come
Listen for sirens, they don't got none
Back another lap, catch a straggler with the shot gun
Hittin' them up, what that Grove Street like
In a dirty slingshot and old Levi's
My answer to the nuclear bomb. Someday (Hopefully in 2010, I'll be out of California in 2009) it will rupture, and cause California to sink into the pacific.
Newscaster: In other news, the San Andreas ruptured and caused a 9.9 earthquake, then, California sank into the pacific, wait, that’s not news, like anyone cares about that, California sucks.
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You werent bothered to Type Grand Theft Auto but typed GTA.
Its so time consuming to type 'Grand Theft Auto San Andreas car mod' so i like to type 'GTA San Andreas car mod' instead.
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The act of breaking a bed frame whilst having intercourse with multiple people and continuing to have intercourse on the ground.
Brandon and friends had a San Andreas Barbecue and now I have nowhere to sleep.
1. A game that everyone said was the best GTA game of all time, consisting of a black street gangster instead of a cool mafia mambo. They use the F-word quite exsesivly, and use the word "nigger" to be cool. Very boring game with miles of wasteland and big airplanes. Woooppeee.
2. A REAL fault in california.
1. You: Want to play vice city?
Friend: Fuck no nigga, I wanna play san andreas
2. You: Want to go to the san andreas fault?
Friend: sure
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