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A hand care product meant to provide the comfort and cleanliness of a hand sanitizer but with a strong, masculine scent; found at the sale section of any Bath and Body Works.
Boyfriend: "My hands are dirty from those chips."
Girlfriend: "Oh here, I got some sanitizer if you don't mind smelling like a girl."
Boyfriend: "No thanks. I'd rather not smell like honeysuckles. I got some hand sanitizer for men yesterday."
Girlfriend: "For men?"
Boyfriend: "Yeah. Some man sanitizer."
The ultimate luxury skin treatment that adds years to your existence.
I'd kill for hand sanitizer, and be killed without it.
The most yummyliceous thing I've ever put in my mouth. I LOVE hand sanitizer.
Person 1: "is that hand sanitizer?"
Me: *chugging it*
its like the ambrosia of the gods,oh so rare,that only those of high prestige can obtain
man,that guy has HAND SANITIZER,dam he must be rich
A hand job using hand sanitizer as lubricant.
Dude, last night, my girlfriend gave me the best handy sanitizer
Do you want corona virus? NO, so you should probable put some hand sanitizer on and tell your friends to!
Hand Sanitizer kills more than 99.99% of germs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The only cure to corona virus. PERIODT.
Person 1-yo you go the goods
Person2- heck ya I got the hand sanitizer!!
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