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Sasquatch

A hairy female who is notorious for smelling like uncooked pastrami. This creature believes that by bleaching its large thatches of facial hair it can pass somewhat as human. Has an irritating high pitch voice and has a slight gimp fromn having wild snoo snoo with wild gorillas.

"Damn! Lisa's is one smelly sasquatch."

by Paul January 11, 2004

109๐Ÿ‘ 87๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sasquatch

An individual that has the ability to consume enormous amounts of drugs and still function as a normal human being.

James:Mom is Snoop Dogg a sasquatch?
Mom: most probably, why?
James:well fuck, I wanna be a sasquatch when I grow up.

by Tank.com October 4, 2018

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


sasquatching

walking while taking large steps and waving your arms in a virtacle motion, when a car comes by, you turn your head and scream at them and then continue to walk.

sally was sasquatching all afternoon.

by apersonnn August 30, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


sasquatch

introverted bear; a hirsute homosexual male who normally would be identified as "bear" but doesn't go out socially enough to be identified as such.

Jack considered going to International Bear Rendezvous Weekend in San Francisco, but being a Sasquatch, he decided to stay home and crochet.

by neargoodness July 26, 2016

10๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sasquatching

Receiving a hand job from Sasquatch in a cave while being hung. This should be done by Sasquatch's feet.

Originally from "The Nerdist" with Chris Hardwick.

Chris and Jonah are hiding from the zombie apocalypse in the wintery north Sasquatching together.

by SFJ-Man May 31, 2011

10๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sasquatching

When two men engage in manual sex (jacking off) with each other while both are suspended from and being strangled by nooses. Named for what Walking Dead creator Robert Kirkman would do with Sasquatch in the event of a zombie apocalypse.

Joey and I were sasquatching so hard that he nearly died when I made him cum.

by Magic_Al42 July 21, 2011

17๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


sasquatch

the act of shaving ones pubic hair and ejaculating on a woman and throwing it on her. This is widely known as the sasquatch.

i have a lot of hair stuck to me since Jimmy did the sasquatch on me last night

by Mr.Cuddles July 10, 2004

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