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A person who speaks about sex all the time and what and how they would do it. They seem to be a pervert because their conversations revolve around sex. Someone who doesn't get it much but once they get it often and tries many positions and styles becomes very satisfied in their sex life and no longer seems to act like a pervert and speaks of it as much.
Johnnie always talks about how he wanted get deep in her, but now that Johnnie is getting deep up in her, he no longer talks about it and seems to be a satisfied pervert.
Suzie wants to have Johnnie cum all over her face and chest. She always says, "I want him to cum in my eye" Johnnie fulfilled her request and Suzie seems to be a satisfied pervert.
Bobby thinks he wants to stick in the poop chute and always talks about peoples poopers, now that Bobby gave it to someone in the pooper he doesn't talk about it as much, he seems to be a satisfied pervert.
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A Stinky FAT GROSS RAT who forces her kids to chew on disgusting thing and expects them to enjoy it. And does TikTok for a living even though she doesn't deserve it. Her fans are stupid and no one like them. Join the hate army.
EEWW SATISFYING...X..LIPS IS ON MY FYP TIME TO THROW MY PHONE AWAY.
SHES A STINK BUG NO ONE LIKE HER.IF YOUR A FAN YOUR STUPID SORRY NOT SORRY. JOIN THE HATE ARMY.
EEWW SATISFYING...X..LIPS IS ON MY FYP I HAVE TO THROW MY PHONE AWAY.
you will never be satisfied with what you have. you get a wife/husband and then cheat on them by accident because the person that made you cheat is forcing you to.
Person A: i know my sister like i know my own mind, you will never find, anyone who is trusting or as kind! i love my sister more than anything in this universe--- you will never be satisfied, god i hope you're satisfiiiiiiied
Person C: you'll never gonna be president now!
Person B: *extremely pissed off*
to bring pleasure to someone's pen(is)
When my girlfriend came over, I asked her if she would please satisfy my pen.
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A hand towel (20”x40”) is folded in half lengthwise (to become 10”x40”) and placed on a flat surface. A latex glove is then placed on the towel, perpendicular to the long end, slightly extending ~1” past the end. The towel is then rolled up completely around the glove. The extending 1” of the glove is then peeled back around the rolled up towel and secured with elastics to secure in place. Lube is then added to the interior of the glove and then spend 10 minutes deciding which porn flick to yank off too.
What’s this thing beside your bed?
Mom, that’s my Forever Alone Satisfier.
…your what?
Just look it up on Urban Dictionary and then leave please. Ima use it
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- You know what really is a waste of valuable time and proof that you have no life to speak of?
- No, but now I'm curious, enlighten me.
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- You're right. Anyone who would do that is nought but a despondent pariah; a social outcast; an antisocial recluse; an awkward shit you might say.
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