Schwank

To Defecate whilst masturbating

eg "I had a banging schwank last night-sorted me right out"

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schwank

The act of crumbling up used paper and shooting it into a garbage class. Usually done in school.

Hey Cara, watch me schwank this in the garbage!

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Schwank

An umbrella term used for any and all types of off-brand, low-grade audio equipment.

Everybody was hanging out with their systems going then Tom pulled up bumping his Schwanks. What a loser.

Wow, those are some homemade looking speakers you got. What are those, Schwanks?

Whatever, your beats are so lame you couldn't get sponsored by Schwank Audio.

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Schwank dick

A hereditary dick, of approximately eight inches (great girth), that has a legend history of smashing New Orleans bottoms

Left my heart and ass in New Orleans after getting that Schwank dick

schwanking

Shitting and wanking simultaneously. Also known as a Hilary ( Swank ).

Sorry I missed your call, I was schwanking!