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The only way way to drink vodka. Mixer of schweppes, typically double cupped and on the rocks.
Would you like shot of vodka?
Naa, pour up some dutty schweppes
Lacking some schweppervescence! Not all there! A little on the slow side.
That person is really "Not the full can of Schweppes."
No intellectual conversation there!!!
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A man who hasn't cut or washed his hair since the 4th grade. It wears the same shirt for about two weeks straight before changing to a new one. Drives a 2006 Suby or a big black van. He can't grow a beard but he can grow a mean scum stache. His scum burns (side burns) really tie the whole outfit together though. The Schweppes is the most important part though. It drinks a 2 liter of warm Schweppes every single day
Everyone likes Dirty Schweppes Guy
What someone says when sinking a “swish” in basketball.
One would say it directly to there defender after sinking a basket “schweppes” just as one would say “swish”
A disease of the scrotum that takes various forms and sizes depending on the afflicted (rash, warts, foreign-accents, crawling/biting/stinging sensations, testicle enlargement, obesity, resting bitch face, diarrhea, etc.).
There are 4 stages of this disease. Stage 3 is terminal, but if Stage 4 is reached, you will live and receive a Krispy Kreme travel mug. It is unknown how this is contracted, but Amish believe it comes from sitting on unclean toilet seats.
Jesse: "Hey, Todd! You wanna go on a run?"
Todd: "Can't. I have Schweppes. I'm afraid if I go running my scrotum will burst open."
Jesse: "Bummer."
A phrase to describe something cool.
Example: “Wow I just did a 360 no-scope, that’s Schweppes Soda Water.”
To Schwepps it/To bottle it
"Schweppes": Yes mate, so I was chirpsing this bird, and you know, me and her.... and shit was goin down and..
Andy: So did you shag her then?
"Schweppes": er...nah man nah but...
Andy: you schwepps'd it then, you Schwepps