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Scientific Billy

In a rude act while three young lads partake in a classified scientific experiment when they insert the three penises into the lassies front orifice in a triangle formation.

Hey there Scooter, gather your lab coat, call up Calvert and let’s perform this fucking Scientific Billy!

by Vince Sasso June 30, 2022


Scientific name

A scientific name is a name for an animal that is based off a dead language and is just used to make the name longer

The scientific name of a butterfly is rhopalocera

by Leejas October 10, 2019

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Scientifical Ghostifferator

Official Definition: "The Ghostifferator™ lets you contact the spirit world like you wanna contact it. A flik of th' switch lets ya change the who the where an the when instanlty. Now I dont garuntee that y'ull talk to anybody, speshul, but like how many dead folks is there? Like Hunderds, so you got a good chance a gettin somebody on the line purty quick."

A device that a guy named Leroy designed, built, and put up on Ebay for auction.

He claims the 'Scientifical Ghostifferator' may (or may not) allow the user to 'contact the dead'.

Leory is also somewhat infamous on Ebay due to his "Lucifer's Hotpocket" auction from December of 2004, which was almost as famous as the Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese.

Part of his schtick is intentional bad spelling, made up words, and really bad grammar. But, none of that seems to matter, because he has quite a following, and people bid on and purchase his obscure scam-type pieces.

"You must use yur invention only for the good of mankind and stray dawgs. An you will call this device a Scientifical Ghostiferator! An you will retain the services of a lawyur! and you will not eat of chicken meat and corn pone for ever an ever an Get a shower curtain whilst yer at it. And right then before it shut up, It said you must sell this invention on eBay cuz theys folk on there that will apprecify it proper-like. Bout that time, a curl of smoke come outta it and that creepy voice faded off in the distance like a fart in a breeze."

by Anonymous January 23, 2005

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A Scientific Railgun

An anime series. Better known as To Aru Kagaku no Railgun (とある科学の超電磁砲<レールガン> / "To Aru Kagaku no Reerugan"). A side story of To Aru Majutsu no Index (とある魔術の禁書目録<インデックス> / "To Aru Majutsu no Indekkusu"). This side series is focused on another main character, Mikoto Misaka (御坂美琴 / "Misaka Mikoto"), a Level 5 esper, nicknamed "Railgun" because of her ability to manipulate electricity, to allow the use of a special move that allows her to fire a projectile at several times the speed of sound. This "move" is similar to a actual railgun, a experimental Navy weapon which fires a projectile using electromagnetic force.

Hey, did you see "A Scientific Railgun"?

No, why?

It's good! Should try it, though.

by xCLDx October 19, 2010

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Scientific Adam

A term used by scientists when talking about the theoretical "Adam" of the present day human race. Some scientists believe that mutations in a male's Y chromosome prove that one man fathered all of humanity.

Every male has their own unique mutation in the Y chromosome. That mutation is passed on to his son and his son's sons. Now a mutation has been discovered that seems to be in every male that has been tested, giving proof of a Scientific Adam

by dat1coolkidd June 25, 2008

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Scientific Notation

Dividing a single number by 10 then raise it to the power of how many numbers are behind it. Also known as complete and utter usless bullshit.

Math Teacher: "Wanna hear some utter bullshit?"

Student: "Wait, let me stop you right there. The answer is Scientific Notation."

by undead-ciela December 16, 2014

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Scientific Deism

Scientific deism or evidence based deism is a deist current that advocates empirical, rigorous and massive studies and find if God, gods, spiritual beings, extraphysics and supernaturality are actually real or not, mainly focusing on technological development, such as on technodeism. The main difference from technodeism is that technodeism is just about technological search and scientific deism is about the whole search and research.

"Scientific deism might be really useful on countering neoatheism inside science, but it is unlikely scientific deism will get mainstream such as neoatheism soon."

"Scientific deism is gonna be revolutionary, united with technodeism, we might find out if gods, spiritual beings, supernaturalism and extraphysics are actually real or not, and it is gonna be like seach for aliens, and help search for aliens, since aliens might be spiritual beings and gods... So, scientific deism might be really useful on search for aliens and for intelligent non-human life forms."

"Scientific deism is a third way inside science, since it understands gods and spiritual beings might not be 100% real and living among humans nor be inventions of people's minds and heads. So, scientific deism is amazing due to it, and technodeism shows it really well."

by Full Monteirism January 7, 2021