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Quite possibly the world's largest tool.
Ryan Seacrest is such a tool.
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A guy who takes it up the ass by Simon Cowell
I saw Ryan Seacrest sucking off Simon Cowell under the american idol judging table!
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The most annoying and least likeable man on television.
Ryan Seacrest always refers to the audience as "America" which bugs me
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A future contestant on a "Where are they now?" Survivor special who will be caught scheming with Paris and Nicole to vote off Justin.
"Ryan Seacrest, the tribe has spoken."
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(n) An extremely feminine "man" that flirts with grumpy british men.
(v) To poorly hide that you are a flamboyantly gay.
That guy on tv is such an idiot. Who let Ryan Seacrest become famous? He has no talent and is way over-publicized. He should hook up with Richard Simmons and climb out of his barbie filled closet.
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A derogatory term that you would call a Guy who cares a lot about what his hair looks like, how his clothes look, and how he smells. A nicer way to call a guy Metrosexual
John: Matt called jake Ryan Seacrest
Ben: Yeah he is a big one
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The act of cutting to a commercial break exactly when the show is at the peak point of suspense.
That show just pulled a total Ryan Seacrest