A day you hit your best friend and they are not allowed to fight back
Today is September 1 I have to go hit my best friend and she is not allowed to fight back
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The day the hottest guys are born. These guys are hot, muscular and attractive.
Aiden: woah heβs hot
George: yeah of course heβs a September 1st
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Hey you know what September 1 is?
Yay grab ass day
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National Danielle Cohn dance day
A day where everyone must stop everything they are doing at precisely 4:00am and do the βyou can twerk while in the splitsβ dance.
Hey isnβt it September 1st?
YO BODY ROCK AND YO BOOTY POPPIN IM PROUD TO CALL YOU MY BITCHπ¦΅πΎππΏ βοΈππΏπ
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September 1st national taken day show off your boyfriend or girlfriend and how much you love them or if your bold enough your crush go ask them out
Definition of September 1:your taken and your showing your boyfriend or girlfriend off
Guy:its national taken day!!!
Girl:nice I can show you off
Girl:(posts lots of pics videos and paragraphs about her bf)
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national simping day
simp for whoever you want
everyone simps for whoever is born on this day
friend: it's september 1 which is national simp day
me: i know! and it's my birthday so everyone simps for me
friend: omg lol!
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the dumbest person ever was born on this day. a fat fuck arrived on the face of the planet on sep 1, 2005. shes litt the fattest fucker i have ever seen. shes not lit. shes fucking fat.
dharini is such a dumbass since she was born on september 1
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