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If you were born on dis day u a bad bitchhh.🤪🤪❤️ also known as Mexican Independence Day. 😍🇧🇴
oh she was born on September 16, what a bad bitch😘😘
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This is the day that all the girls and boys hug their crush if you dont do that you’re a pussy
September 16
Girl/boy: heyy can i get a hug
Crush: Sure
*hug*
National fuck the living shit out of your girlfriend day, like as many times as possible.
Bf : Hey! Guess what day it is???
Gf : September 16?
Bf : I think you will like it
Gf : please explain? ;)
Bf : well… it’s national fuck the living shit out of your girlfriend day soooo I think we should go upstairs?
Gf : oh.. my.. god.. yes!!
Ps. if your reading this… 1. Take the hint, and 2. I love you <3
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pee-in-a-bush-day
"Hey I'm going to use the bathroom."
"Oh no you don't, its September 16th."
"Oh shit.."
National: Have sex with someone named Becky for a day
Person1: are you really having sex with Becky
Person2: yeah cause it's September 16 duhh
On this day your girlfriend has to sit on you or suck your dick in front of everyone in the house y’all in
Boy: bae it’s September 16th
sit or suck
Girl: sit
*or*
Girl: suck