Sergey

Sergey is a sexual freak & occasional pervert with a massive sexual appetite only ONE special lady can truly satisfy. She knows who she is...

One Special Lady: My spidey senses are tingling... Sergey or one of his girthy-dicked affiliates must be around

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Sergey

An unlucky fellow who once had a girl stick a finger up his butt (!!!) while giving Sergey exquisite fellatio. Sergey hated it, switched to missionary position & this bitch tried it AGAIN, after which Sergey immediately went into doggy style for his own anal protection

#finger #ass #freak #nasty

Freak hoe: Damn Sergey I thought you were freaky like that... I just want to massage your prostate... you deserve it

Sergey: Ms. Freak hoe, I don't know where your fingers have been, besides up my ass just now... disgusting. Only my main hoe has access to my anal sphincter/brown starfish. You don't have to like it Ms. Hoe, but you will respect it. Now let me stick it in doggy-style bitch, let's go

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sergei

A guy who is emotionally manipulative and always plays the victim card. he looks like a siberian husky and most likely has blonde , hair blue eyes probably has an awful cut. doesn't get a lot of girls.

Guy: I am breaking up with you !!
Girl: :( that's so hurtful..
Guy: I AM SO SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE ME ITS ALL MY FAULT
Girl: stfu u are such a Sergei.

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sergey

a little anarchist freak. a communist and a Nazi. computer nerd and acts like a freaking assassin

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Sergey

a communist. a nazi. an anarchist. a nerd. hates zach. zachs a bitch.

dude, youre a sergey

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Sergey

He's a dude that gets all the ladies so hide your hoes. He loves rock music like Kiss, Nirvana, and Adriano Celentano. He likes to smoke and drink, though he is trying to break the habit or else he will be kicked of the house. He loves his children and his wife. Over all he's an amazing guy but a little ignorant.
(To my dad)

"Man Sergey's coming! Hide your bitches, he's badass!"

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Sergey

Sexiest guy on the world. Extremely huge penis. Muscular like Ricardo Milos. And has a friend Dominic. with a huge "gun" in his pants. You are lucky to meet them if you find them.

Damn, I want to set up a threesome with Sergey and Dominic.

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