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Hiffman-Shaffer Disorder

Discovery by Tyrone Cadillac Hiffman, Ghd and Winky Shaffer Ghd

Category - Mood Disorder

Etiology - Research has shown a strong biological component for this disorder, with environmental factors playing a role in the exacerbation of symptoms.

Symptoms - Eye lid discomfort, crying, bags under eyes, anal itching and leakage, ear canal blockage and leaking.

Treatment - high quality cannibus, good sex, reality checks, running away, going postal.

Prognosis- For more severe cases, prognosis is poor in terms of ’curing’ the illness, as most people need to remain on medication for their entire lives. The manic episodes may slow down as a result of the natural aging process. With treatment, the illness can be kept at a minimum level, with some people not experiencing any overt symptoms for months and even years.

1. you have heard to much BS this week and start having symptoms of Hiffman-Shaffer Disorder
2. someone is lying in your face and you already know causes Hiffman-Shaffer Disorder
3. a friend goes on vacation before they pay you back.
4. a significant other is posted on a sex offender website.

by allforone23 July 15, 2010

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Shaffering

The act of accusing someone of missing too much time at work only to miss time yourself.

Brian accused me of Hughesing but he was shaffering.

by Tardy, absent, Sabbatical January 12, 2022


Troy Shaffer

Pretty small penis

Yeehaw I banged ur mom and I’m troy Shaffer

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Shade Shaffer

A kid that always wears Mr. Beast merch and is relatively quiet unless it's towards his friends.

Shade Shaffer is pretty cool!

Really? He doesn't talk much.
That's just because you don't know him.

by Yea me too January 14, 2020


lucas shaffer

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Wow that guy is a lucas shaffer

by Bigdaddybluewhaledick November 16, 2017


mr shaffer

the best teacher ever. probably the one in texas.

mr shaffer is the best teacher to ever exist

by labyrinth777 November 23, 2021


mr shaffer

the coolest, chillest, nicest math teacher to ever walk the earth. he’ll definitely be that teacher that you’ll never forget. shout out to you mr. shaffer.

mr shaffer is the best teacher ever.

by labyrinth777 November 23, 2021