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Shaffer

Noun. Doing something incrediblely stupid, but managing to get away with it. For example, bringing a dildo into the student center and throwing it like a football, yet only getting a pink slip.

That kid was such a Shaffer! He just threw a dildo at the Professor, and the Professor apologized!

by Publius42069 May 22, 2019

21๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


shaffering

when an individual likes everything on Facebook.
past term: shaffed

"hey, i just shaffed the shit out of her page"

"who's that chick that keeps liking everything, she's shaffering all over my wall."

by dont.worry.about. it January 20, 2011

11๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shaffer

A last name of a person, who is a bad ass motha fuker. Usually the people with this name have brown/brunnet hair,most are asian, they are great athelets (best a soccer (and make jv freshman year)). Shaffer's are extremely smart, and most of all can't ever keep it in their pants.

"Hey guys, look at that shaffer over there, hahah what a douche!Whats this?!?!?!?

by fyingdildomonkey November 10, 2010

61๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shaffer

Milk. Really White, almost or is translucent.

"Damn!!! you're almost as white as Shaffer! but you're not transparent!"

by Nirca November 8, 2009

25๐Ÿ‘ 54๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shaffer

1. An unpleasant feeling accompanied by foul odors and a mess in the pants
2. Inspiring dread; terrible
3. To make a critical error

1. "My stomach hurts so bad, I think I'm going to shaffer my pants!"
2. The car accident reached shafferific proportions.
3. You really shaffered that one.

by B.J. Sharter June 19, 2008

34๐Ÿ‘ 87๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shaffer

A man that solicits prostitutes on craigslist and/or other internet sites.

"Hey Ken, this one is 19, and only requests a $30.00 donation."
"Dan, quit being such a Shaffer, your wife is going to find out."

by Willie Wantabe April 30, 2008

29๐Ÿ‘ 87๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shaffer

A man that solicits prostitutes on craigslist and/or other internet sites.

"Hey Ken, this one is 19, and only requests a $30.00 donation."
"Dan, quit being such a Shaffer, your wife is going to find out."

by Willie Wantabe April 30, 2008

19๐Ÿ‘ 85๐Ÿ‘Ž