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A mythical internet beast holding magical powers in the ways of internet marketing and traffic generation. In internet folklore, The Shaw is known for making miraculous feats in web marketing. One fable in particular describes The Shaw generating a 1,236% yr/yr increase in traffic for a website. A complete collection of The Shaw's fables does not exist, but most are well known among the web marketing community.
0ur website traffic increased by 1000%! It must be The Shaw.
A man who is sarcastic, and constantly likes to cause drama for no reason at all and belittle others lowlier than him.
One who is similar to the secondary antagonist of the same name from the 2019 racing game Need For Speed: Heat.
Shaw: Do you have a car?
Player: Yes sir-
Shaw: YES OFFICER!!!
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the most slimy, putrid, disease carrying vagina that roams the streets of virginia beach, virginia which will one day obliterate the universe with it's vile fluids.
the shaw just swallowed my dick whole!!!!
didn't you fist the shaw?
yeah! there was slime all over my hand afterwards.
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A facebook legend who against obvious physical deficiencies resists the reality that chicks don't dig him although his homies support his self image.
Did you see the posts from that guy on facebook about all the women that want to be with him? Yeah, his buddy's keep feeding his ego, but they continue to reject him. What a Shaw!
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to awkwardly dry hump someone, usually only one person receives pleasure from this action, commonly people who shaw are socially strange and sometimes extremely shy
I was buying ice cream when this guy just came up and shawed me
Dude I dare you to go and shaw that biddie
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The Shaw is an ancient creature with special magical powers. In its native habitat, The Shaw uses low wails and moans to communicate, so it never really adapted to the English language. To understand The Shaw, you must get within 6 inches of it's mouth. This is a double-edged sword though, for The Shaw has breath like Bob Saget's asshole. The Shaw is well known for overusing the phrases "not to be mean, but..." and "but seriously though...". In the magical world where The Shaw prances around, toothbrushes are considered evil and to be avoided at all costs.
"Dude, your grill is like buttery tombstones. You must be friends with The Shaw."
"What the hell is that stench? Oh, The Shaw just yawned."
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SHAW - company that provides broadband cable TV and high speed internet to British Columbia, Alberta, Saskatchewan, Manitoba and some areas of eastern Canada.
Parents: "Lets go out, get drunk, take drugs and leave the kids infront of the TV and internet provided by SHAW" - with SHAW, it's fast!
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