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When a fat person takes a selfie from the shoulders up.
This shelfie is not allowing me to see the rest of the people behind her
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A selfie taken in a bomb shelter. Currently trending in Israel.
Turn out all the lights!
But first, let me take a Shelfie!
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The act of taking a selfie with others around, but forcing them out of the selfie in a selfish way.
Today Jim was taking a shelfie as he forced Taylor out of the picture for it to only be him inside the shelfie.
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a picture of things on the shelf above your kitchen sink
My shelfie shows that Papa Smurf is in the house.
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Used to describe a girl who has large breasts, either on their own or relative to her body. Either way, they gotta be big!
Gary: "Whoa that girl is a bit shelfy isn't she?"
Bruce: "Yeah, i know what you mean"
Gary: "I haven't seen melons like that in a while"
Bruce: "Preaching to the choir, ma man"
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The act of taking a selfie while taking a shit, most commonly sent to your significant other.
My girlfriend thinks I'm cheating unless I send a shelfie a day.
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