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A quite favorable biology teacher. He brings tasty treats to his class when they perform well in academics. He is rather large but it adds to his Santa Claus like character. We love Mr Sheppard.
*at the beginning of the year*
Person 1: What biology class did you get in? Im in Ms. Silvas class.
Person 2: Im so excited. I got into Mr Sheppard’s class. I heard he brings tasty treats to class!
If you get on top in a fight after you just got you ass kicked. Then you tell people you won such fight.
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When you take a shit, pack it into a womens vagina with your dick... Fuck her until you cum, then punch her in the stomach and eat whatever comes out of her vagina.
MMMMmmmm.... Sheppards Pie
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“oh i love zazzy”
“yeah, owned by quinn sheppard”
“oh”
A subspecies of the common Shepard who uses a yardstick for his primary weapon in the war vs. the sheep
The yard sheppard was bullying me today.
Steven Sheppard likes making pink mist out of terrorist's heads.
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when you bang a girl, take your dick out with shit on it, and then give that girl a mushroom stamp and there's a imprint of your dick on her face and shit.
last night, I gave that girl a sheppard's pie. want to check it out?
she ate one too many chimi changas so i ended up giving her a sheppards pie
my friend carla was craving burritos so instead i served her up a sheppard's pie
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