An asshole that goes out with a kick. Normally they let the bottle of Shiraz sit around for about a year. Then sometime about Christmas you drink almost a whole bottle. Right towards the end it has a real kick, but it taste like an asshole.
Don't drink the shiraz unless you normally consume a lot of alchohol, and a lot of wine at that.
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When you go down on your cousin for a laptop
"I went did a dirty shiraz last night"
Receiving a golden shower from a menstruating woman.
When she asked to give me a golden shower I didn't realize she was on the rag. Ended up covered in Sparkling Shiraz.
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To relaxxxxxxxx.
Chapter 2. He walked in swiftly, biting his lip gazing into my eyes telling me he wants to congest me. So I said Shiraz chileeeee bro :)
Mysterious woman. She can enhance your life with doubt that comes with it. Yet someone really smart and attractif. She had a rude past
Red line of fate, Shiraz is my soulmate.
Just another way of calling someone dumb, stupid, idiot, etc
Why are you being such a shiraz