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any obvious lying fucking primate bi-pedal asshole espousing falsehoods out of it's rectum-like mouth orifice. i.e.-a liar.Everything that falls out of these creatures is pure shit,hence-"shit monkey"
George W. Bush is actually websters picture example if you look closely to the right of the definition. Right next to the phrase-"blatant shitmonkeyness". There are countless numbers of these creatures among us unfortunately. They can be readily identified, and one can tell when they are lying as you will notice the mouth orifice is open.
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soemthing you can yell when you don't know what the fucks going on or this too hardcore for you...can be used in plural and singular...can be used as a noun an adjective and an exclamation
noun:stop being a shit monkey handjobber
adjective: well that's shit monkey tastic
exclamation:
Tamara: hey Kyle want me to give u head
Kyle: halleluija, halleluija...halleluijaaa..
Dylan:Holy shit monkeys I did not see that coming
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an extremly ugly chick. Ugly includes, fat, dismembered, deformed, dykish, smelly, hairy, anorexic, and also face beat in with a shovel(such as paris hilton)
That retarded hoe looks like a SHIT FACED MONKEY BITCH!
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A derogatory name for people of African descent. Derived from the origins of jemken and the myth of man on monkey sex as the origin of AIDS.
That shit sucking monkey raper left his shoes and took off with the money for my sack!
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Term used when a person becomes frustrated.
Hey John, your car just got toed man! John says," Shit fire in a monkey hole!"
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Weak-minded, drug-addicted white trash from Southern Ohio who couldn't make a single good decision if their life depended on it.
Your out of work brother is such an Appalachian shit monkey!
a.) I retarded Individual whom has lost his mind from years of substance abuse, self loathing and/or (not partial to) his therefore lack of knowledge to his born idiocy.
b.) The loud mouth comedian who tries to derive everyone's attention towards a imaginary object, so he can muster up enough balls to flee undetected .
c.) Anyone, or anything that pisses you off! an all out shit storm parade of cursing on some poor undeserving soul.
Shitmonkey Shit - monkey
a.) The guy that sits next to you at the hockey game
b.) A Mime
c.) The guy who dresses up as a purple Tyranni whore- ass - Rex
d.) Me on to many days up trying to accomplish a unworldly list of tasks.
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