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When you're in a situation that is really shitty.
You seem stressed dude, what's up?
Oh, yeah dude I'm in kind of a shituation right now.
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A compromising set of circumstances that, whilst appearing to have one or more possible solutions, will develop, proceed and culminate in a way that can only be described as shitty.
"We never see him any more though, it just seems a bit disrespectful."
"Yeah I know what you're saying mate, but he's had to marry that bird Stacey hasn't he. Seriously, knocking her up has put him in a real shituation."
"It's two in the morning man, what the fuck? I have to fucking get back to Eltham, kicking me off for being 15p short is bollocks mate. Fucking shituation you've put me in."
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Brandon: I was caught smokin' weed in the bathroom. I think I'm going to be expelled.
John: That's a real shituation you're in dude.
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A: "I had the turbo squirts and found out, afterward, that the toilet paper was out."
B: "That, sir, is a shituation."
A: "While I was jerkin' it, my little sister's friends were TP'ing my house. Yes, they saw me through the window."
B: "That, son, is a shituation."
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1.) A situation that can best be described as shitty
2.) A situation marked by disorganization and confusion
3.) A situation caused by an epic fail
Girl 1: I think he gave me VD.
Girl 2: Damn, what a shitsuation
Guy 1: Dude, why is there no beer at your party!
Guy 2: You were supposed to bring it
Guy 1: I thought you were bringing the booze.
Guy 2: This is a real shituation
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When you really have to poop and suddenly realize there is no toilet paper...
In Frank's haste to take a crap at the Mexican restaurant, he discovered his stall was completely out of toilet paper, thus leaving him in an awkward shituation.
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A really bad situation in which you shit yourself. Usually in public and in front of at least a few people. Not to be confused with a shart, by which only you might know a shit has occurred. When a Shituation occurs , everyone is aware of what when down.
"The French speedwalker had a nasty Shituation go down at the Rio Olympics. " or " I ended up in a Shituation trying to get to the bathroom at work ."
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