A large wang, penis, knocker, rocket, rod, cock, dick, pecker, tally wacker, male gozonga,
Hey bitch want to suck my shlong ho!
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Johnny Slapped Me In The face With His Humungous Shlong!
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A penis, Specifically a large one, with hair and balls, women like em, mostly in there, mouth or pussy
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it means a dick i cant believe you didnt know that
Tom: Do you like shlong ?
Mary: Yes, i like it in my mouth.
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A long penis, commonly associated with straight men.
Brad wipped his shlong out but Angelina couldn't fit all of it in her mouth.
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1) a long penis. opposite of "shlort"
kudos to Russell Peters
Girl 1: "man my boyfriends dick is such a shlong!"
Girl 2: "OMG you're so lucky!!!"
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a ridiculously large penis that can only be achieved by surgery.
I was watching porn and this guy had a shlong so massive i chopped mine off in respect for it.
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