shoveling

When you glue toe/finger nail clippings to the tip of one's penis to make it resemble a shovel. After this is done, proceed to anal sex with your partner and attempt to "shovel" out nuggets of poop.

Christine has been saving a lot of money on toilet paper even since Robby starting shoveling her.

My prostate exam felt like I was getting shoveled.

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shoveled

a verb to be shoveled,to shovel

damn girl, you need to get shoveled!

shovel

A tool for hitting something with.

*You see a fat chick walking down the street*
Joe: Id hit that...
James: ..With a shovel.

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Shoveler

The person in a group of friends - typically when the group is eating pizza or any similar food - who decides to reach for the dipping sauce with the slice, and in turn pulls the dip entirely out of your ability to reach for it.

Joey: "Jordan, if I'm already completely wasted, why the hell would you shovel the garlic dip out of my range of reach?!"
Jordan: "Damn son, sorry for being a shoveler."

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shovel

The male version of hoe. A clumsy player who gets no respect.

Ron is such a shovel. Cindy and Bev would have both ditched him if they weren't hoes themselves.

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shovel

what the revolution will be fought with after the liberals take away our guns

it's either that or dig a hole and lay down in it and die

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shovel

To bullshit. (to shovel the shit)

When he said he won the lottery, I knew he was shoveling.

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