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A living sex Deity in possession of 6 of the Golden Nuts. This gives him immense power rivalled by no one at this moment. Due to the containment of these 6 Golden Nuts within him he has been given the gift of a 24 inch cock (on the flop), however it has also turned him into an Ogre, a small price to pay for unimaginable pleasure. He has been known to Shrape innocent children at night.
Last night i had a terrible dream about Shrek and his 24 inch cock. In this dream he forced all of it inside me, rupturing my anus and causing terrible bleeding. When i woke up i found i had been drugged and was unable to move as Shrek finished all inside my anus. I trembled as i felt the power of 6 Golden Nuts explode inside me. This caused me to die instantly as I could not contain the power.
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A green sexy mlg meme ogre who is also the leader of my cult.
He's also our god and love and life
After praying to my lord Shrek I sacrificed my dinner for him
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everyone is attracted to Shrek. All rush to his side to be with him always. Shrek 5 will be about how he divorces Fiona and all the ladies come running!
Shrek is love, Shrek is life! <3
Shrek.
He supports Brexit.
He lives in the Arctic.
He survived the Titanic.
He was what caused it to crash.
With his swamp water.
Shrek.
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The Great and all mighty Ogre. The king of onions. Lord of of the Great Swamp. He flies through your window to let you receive his love or his judgement. He will fill you with his onion love cumming from his 20 foot penis. One day he will rid us of those who hate him and his believers with his mighty roar he'll bring us to the Great Swamp.
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"All hail the mighty Shrek, behold all his glory as he steps into the holy swamp"
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