Shreking

Shreking

verb.
Definition:
Giving anal sex while your partner has swamp ass

Johnny loves when his partner is super moist while shreking.

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shreked

When you get 360 mlg nose scoped by the cheeky scrub from across the street. Usually results in a painful loss of dignity and life.

He got shreked while trying to do 320 backflip

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Shreking

This is a joke. Yeet
1. The act of yelling in a voice that sounds like the animated ogre Shrek.
2. Quoting directly from Shreks lines in the movies named after him.
3. Screeching, but with a typo
4. Doing anything related to the god and saviour, Shrek the Almighty Dank Master Of All

Omg ur ugly lmfao let me post Shreking
This voice is awesome. It portrays coolness + dankness and is awesome and the word is defined as a religion of Shrek.
1.*SHREK VOICE* REEEEE
2.SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME...
3.REEEEAEEE
4. Shrek, I bow to you almighty dank master of all

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shreking

taking it up the butt; anal sex


originated from taking it up the butt while watching shrek

Joe: The sex is getting boring, let's start shreking!

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Shreking

The act of replacing the background image on a friend/family member/co-worker/enemy's desktop with that of a small, tiled image of the main character of Universal and Dreamworks' Shrek movie series.

its a funny prank.

Bonus Points if you are able to change the screen saver to a slide show of shrek.
Additional Points if you can make every icon on the desktop a small shrek head.

Example 1-
man: Guess who just got a healthy dose of Shreking.

man B: Was it pete?

man: YOU KNOW IT

Example 2-
man: so i was just hanging out at pete's house. he showed me his new computer.

man B: did you shrek him?

man: big time

man B: sweet dude, lets watch iRobot, starring Will Smith.

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shreking

When two guys each stick their dick in a girls ear simultaneously. Can be used as a joke, used as ear sex, or used as a finale.

Hey man, you remember that hot chick at the party last night? Well John and I ended up shreking her afterward.

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Shreking

The act of smearing mud yourself and painting your penis green and ass fucking a person in a donkey costume while loudly shouting “how do ya like that donke”

I quite enjoy shreking your mom