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Any situation that causes you to lose your boner very rapidly.
1. When you are masturbating and your parents walk in giving you a "Boner-Shrinker".
2. Waking up in the middle of a sexy dream with a hard-on next to your FAT UGLY companion lover giving you a "Boner-Shrinker".
3. When you are at the beach with a bunch of hot chicks and you have a boner. Then you get in the ice cold water.
4. Hilary Clinton would also be considered a "Boner-Shrinker"
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A phrase used by men to describe something or someone so ugly it "shrinks their boner" or immediately halts an erection.
"Awww man, I saw my grandma naked last night, total boner-shrinker."
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When you're really excited about something that is gonna happen and someone else says something negative to ruin your excitement.
Tom " o man Zack! I can't wait to see my girlfriend tonight!
Zack " yeah bro.. too bad she died today and you didn't hear about it until just now!
O BURN!!!!!!!!! That's a real Boner shrinker huh? Wow..Heh I'm so glad MY girlfriend is still alive and not dead like yours"
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To shrink something down to fit it into something.
You will have to shrinkerize me to fit me into that box.
Person who's dick shrinks when they have an erection.
"I thought he had a huge dick, turns out he's a shrinker."
The opposite of getting a boner. Your dick actually shrinks and goes inside your body.
*sees a furry* GODDAMNIT IM GETTING A SHRINKER
When someone in your group is no fun and tries to ruin the fun for the group.
We were at the strip club and Norman was being such a boner shrinker and wouldn't stop talking about his problems.