barrel shroud

a shoulder thing that goes up

News Reporter: What is a barrel shroud

Carolyn MaCarthy: It's a shoulder thing that goes up

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Shanghai Shroud

A prank wherein a person farts into an empty pillow case or bag, then unexpectedly places this bag over another person's head, then punches them in the stomach, forcing them to frantically gasp for air and inhale the nasty fart. Best practiced with a team of three, two of whom hold the victim in place, while the lucky third does the farting/punching.

"Fred was being a total douche, so we all got together and gave him the Shanghai Shroud. You should have seen his face when we farted in a pillow case and then placed it over his head, then punched him in the stomach. He inhaled that fart like a champ."

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holy shroud

when one has crime scene sex with a chick on the rag then wraps themself up in the bloody sheet afterwards.

Man I was so tired after fucking Shaniqua this morning I pulled the holy shroud over my head and went back to sleep.

Shroud Effect

When a competitor underperforms against an ally where they would have otherwise excelled against you.

The term was coined on stream by friends close to Michael "Shroud" Grzesiek, the Twitch streamer and retired CSGO professional player.

Friend1: "She lasered me, but just stood there when you killed her."
Friend2: "That's the 'Shroud Effect'."

Shrouded Ghost

A lie.

The shrouded ghost does not exist, even after that stupid adventure thing, it doesn’t

Shroud of shame

When someone wears an artical of clothing used to mop up various sex fluids. There was a song about this on the Japanese release of Musicforthemorningafter by Pete Yorn.

"Eric is such a progressive thinker. Who knew you could wear a shroud of shame with such pride?"

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Shroud of Urine

Mount your lady friend from behind & grab her arms submission-style. 1/2-way through, switch to the no-no hole so she starts crying. Pull out and pee on her head. Mash her face into the pillow so it leaves a make-up/tear/urine face on the fabric.

"After I gave Barb a shroud of urine last night, I made her wash the pillow cover while I watched the game. Bitch knows better than to leave a stain."

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