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Bro 1: Hey, let's go down to Simi Valley for some skate.
Bro 2: Simi Valley!? That place is boring as shit!
or
Me in Science class: Dammit! This class is fucking SIMI!!
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big hairy woman that shaves her face, closley related to big foot.
wow if you dont have a shave soon your going to be so simie.
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Honestly she seems nice but lowkey a weird bitch but she is also very creative and kinda a hippy and talks about doing LSD but never does them she also LOYAL AFF ppl say she really joyful but dumb she also lowkey depressed
Ouuuuu Simi your outfit looks really cool like you from the 70s
Thank youuuuu u look cutee too Im gonna go walk around and steal candy from the front desk weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Giving some one you don't know a handjob, as soon as you meet them.
Guy 1-'hey what did you do with that girl?'
guy 2- 'i got a Simi.'
Guy 1 - 'niceee'
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A boss or manager who repeatedly changes schedules two days after theyre posted, then doesnt call to tell you that you dont have to wake up at 7:30 on a Saturday morning because you dont have to work.
Co-worker 1: Hey, I thought you had to work today.
Co-worker 2: I did, but Simi changed the schedule again and didnt tell me.
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Mammoth hair that grows on the bottom of aged or women with an over balanced amount of testosterone in their system, usually with bad odour and self esteem which causes Simies to be overweight.
God damn woman either stop taking those damn prescription hormone supplements or shave! your getting a bad case of Simie!
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Is A GUY that has more hair than most mixed race people.
Usually calm but can yab like anything
( See ioannis )
Tommy are you pacified now
'Ioannis how come you don't have hair like that Simi'
'LADI YOUR LIFFFEE. SIMI FINISHED YOU'
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