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A thick redhead pornstar with big boobs and a fat ass
I could play with Siri all day and never get tired.
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Siri is a personal assistant that will answer just about anything— developed by Apple Inc.
you could ask so many things, like...
*Where's the next McDonald's?
*What movies are on tonight?
*How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
I talk to Siri a lot just to see what she says. I sometimes wonder if there's someone behind a screen responding to everything I say.
Me- "Siri, are you a virgin?"
Siri- "I'm sorry, I'm afraid I can't answer that."
Me- "I knew it! You slut!"
Siri- "Language!"
Me- "Uh... hello, welcome to the twenty-first century, Siri."
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A annoying iPhone helper but kinda funny mostly not sometimes helpful but mostly not Siri is someone who is old and needs a hearing aid
Girl:hey Siri call Martha
Siri:sorry I don't understand "clock mark the"
Girl:stupid phone
If not the personal assistant in your iPhone, a chick with a strangely long upper body.
- Who is that girl with the long torso?
- That’s Siri.
Siri is a built-in "intelligent assistant" that enables users of Apple iPhone 4S and later and newer iPad and iPod Touch devices to speak natural language voice commands in order to operate the mobile device and its apps.*Note that intelligent is in brackets.
"hey siri"
A robot that has no purpose in our phones and iPads because she mostly say “Who me?”
Me :”What is the meaning of life?”
Siri :Chocolate
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