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One time when I was a much younger gosling in my 20s, I had a mishap with a tampon. It was a light flow tampon, so it was one of the small ones. I had put it in and apparently I was over my cycle so I had completely forgotten about it. About a week later, my boyfriend and I were having sex and a terrible rotten smell was emanating from my vag. It literally smells like something and crawled up there and died. I was super embarrassed, but I knew I had to get to the bottom of it .
Later that night in the shower, I decided to fish around in there to see if I could find anything and lo and behold, I found a string. When I pulled it out… VOILA! ROTTEN SLED! I gaged so hard on the putrid cotton, it literally looked like a piece of rotting flesh, but the bottom was still a little bit white... like a sled covered in snow
Next time someone makes me angry, I'm going to sneak a rotten sled into their salad.
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A full-size American automobile, of 1970's or earlier manufacture, V-8 powered (usually a big-block at that) in fair-to-poor cosmetic condition, but generally still in good enough mechanical condition to go fast in a straight line. "Ghetto" refers to one of the vehicle's native environments and rough exterior, and "sled" to the way they ride low but smoothly, usually on worn out suspensions, and with numerous passengers.
Probably derived from the more general term "lead sled"
Quite arguably the opposite of a rice burner, as they are heavy, extremely durable, American built, tend to have more go than show.
"I cracked the exhaust on my ghetto sled, again."
"My Chrysler is becoming a damn ghetto sled."
"My BMW was wrecked by some asshole in a ghetto sled."
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The small bus used to transport mentally and physically handicapped children to school. See also sped speeder, short bus, tart cart.
I knew Cody's brother was retarded when I saw him getting out of the sped sled.
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The act of backcountry sledding, during winter, in the woods, usually off trail, and often in the woods, where broken bones are common.
"Man I just went bonzai sledding with a bunch of suocers and I think I bruised my tail bone, and my pants grew a new bogina!"
"That's cool... you need a beer?"
"Yeah. Thanks."
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Basically, a gang of friends sledding down an escalator or stairs, usually in a mall.
Opp: “If you go down the escalator I’ll call the cops.”
*slide down the escalator on a sled/air bed*
You or a friend: “SLED GANG!”
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A Lebo driving a jet ski that’s fully sik which is normally is their cousins .
Hot weather today Habibi is taking out the leb sled to the beach to impress the girls.