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n. The use of false racism to earn clout or attack bystanders
That smollett almost ruined the bakery's owners.
The act of pretending to be a victim of a racially motivated assault perpetrated by a bigot.
Smolletts are victims of bigots.
Don't be insensitive to smolletts. They're so damaged, they have to fabricate crimes against them for sympathy.
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A baby with a shitty diaper
P.U.! What stinks? My lil smollett needs his diaper changed.
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One who stages a scenario in order to gain either positive recognition and/or sympathy, usually at the expense of anyone but themselves and/or their friends. See also Jussie Smolletted.
Yo, that dude got an award for his work on the case and we all got reprimanded. He didn’t do shit.
What can we say? He Jussie Smolletted us.
They’re letting you go? You gotta Jussie Smollett them.
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When a guy beats your dick so hard, he has to lie to the world.
Police: Sir, did you beat this guys dick and pour bleach on it?
Suspect: No way, man. I would never give a Jussie Smollett!
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A metaphone describing the act of falsifying a hate crime against one self for the sake of publicity, personal, and/or financial gain.
Named after actor Jussie Smollett, who was was charged with falsifying a hate crime against himself.
"He vandalized his own car and blamed it on a white supremacist, is he pulling a Smollett?"
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A current day Narcissus, that like the original, will drown and die thanks to his egocentrism.
To go to any extreme in order to get attention without thinking of the potential consequences.
Trevor Noah: Jussie Smollett deserves an Emmy for 'GMA' interview
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