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sneaker

penis, male genitalia

i was so drunk last night i took my sneaker out at the party,
there i was sitting in my room stroking my sneaker
come on girl you know you want this sneaker

by pat mayonaise March 7, 2011

9๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


sneakers

Coined by E. Oluwole around 2001, "sneakers" stands for any move in which the sneaker (person doing the action) takes advantage of the work the sneakee has done. The word "sneakers!" is to be said aloud when the action takes place.

Sure fire way to slowly annoy your roomates in college! They won't see it coming... probably because it's so retarded.

When her brother lifted up the lid of the garbage can, E gleefully yelled "sneakers!" as she threw her crumpled napkin into the can, saving herself from the trouble of lifting and placing down that burdensome lid.

Upon turning on the faucet, E's brother snuck over and yelled "sneakers!" as he rinsed the spoon he held, now free of the responsibility of turning off the faucet.

by E. Oluwole September 2, 2006

19๐Ÿ‘ 42๐Ÿ‘Ž


sneaker

1. The tires on your ride.
2. A secondary name for a condom

1. Yo Cletus, whats with the news sneakers on your Ford Ranger? It looks stupid!
2. Dayum baby, my dick needs a sneaker before runnin' your marathon.

by Brenna Perfect December 22, 2004

13๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


sneakers

meaning whatever

Sneaks = whatevs

Tom: You smell! (You smell)
Bob: ehh, sneaks (ehh, whatevs)

by Alli March 2, 2005

11๐Ÿ‘ 90๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fake Sneaker

When you don't want to waste your money because life is expensive and the struggle is real.

- Fake sneaker? they look clean as bro

by herewen April 13, 2022


Sneaker Meetup

A meetup that usually takes place around nighttime where the boys will go out and and see what they can finesse. The boys will bring out their finest pairs to trade for money or other pairs. A common tradition in sneaker meetups is to be extremely sus and kiss the homies when nobody's looking.

Homie 1: Ight we headin' to the sneaker meetup boutta see what we can finesse
Homie 2: Ight bro we got the amazon boxer 5's whatcha want?
Homie 1: WHOOEE, damn boy those are fine ill give you eight bitcoin
Homie 2: Alright thanks man, *smooches*

Homie 1: *smooches back*

by w_hat August 23, 2020

74๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sneaker Mail

Delivering an electronic copy by walking from one computer to another, using a disk (archaic) or a thumb drive.

Ethelbert copied the term paper to his thumb drive, walked to the Profesor's office while wearing his new sneakers, and delivered the file using sneaker mail to the Professor's computer because the Prof did not know how to use e-mail and snail mail is too slow.

by CableHills December 20, 2006

131๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž