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(N) YETI; BIG ASSED MONGREL WHO WALK AMONG US. PROUD OF THEIR HAIR.
HEY IS THAT BIGFOOT, NAH THATS A SNYDER, CANT YOU TELL FROM THE HAIR?
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When a kid with an extremely greasy mullet and a trashe stache, sexually manipulate you to do odd sexual favors( ie: licking peanut butter off of your dick) when you are under the influence, or by means of cash.
Girl:This sucks, the whole schoolhates me.
Freind: Why?
Girl: Chris snyderized me last night while i was totally wasted! Don't tell anyone, but he made me shave his balls then eat whipped cream out of his asshole!
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What my gay-ass english teacher says whenever she makes a gay-ass comment about a gay-ass book... she should die.
Me: "Hey, mrs snyder, fuck you!"
Mrs. Snyder: "Huck Finn is a racist novel... Snyderism!"
Me: "I'll slit your fucking throat!"
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To trick your boss into having sex with you so you can do shitty job and not get fired for it.
Melina: Mrs. Munroe sure got Snydered by that new sales guy, didn't she?
Glenda: I wish I was the boss so someone would snyder me. I'd provide job security and lunch to anyone who'd fuck me.
Melina & Glenda: Hahahahhhahahhahhahaahaha
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To overpay for a product (athelete) usually to ludicrous amounts, in reference to Dan Snyder- owner of the Washington Redskins.
Q: Danny-boy paid $8.6M for a trade for Mark Brunnell??
A: Yep- he got Snydered again. Just like he did with Bruce Smith and Jeremiah Trotter.
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The process of destructive alteration of a mold or machine component (or any metallic object) that results in wreckage and hilarity. Assault and battery committed against any tool.
Poncho better cancel all of his appointments...we've got level 2 snyder-ization in Lil Erie.
A 2" pin won't fit into a 1" hole - until you snyderize it.
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a blunt or joint that is completely jacked up. Either to loose, soaked in spit or runs like a african being chased by a tiger, thats a snyder.
Sheuy: yo this blunt is soaking in spit and the nugs are falling out its so loose. You rolled a straight snyder.
Matt: im sorry dude, i cant roll for shit.
Shuey: you shoulda let Ethan roll it
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