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When a kid with an extremely greasy mullet and a trashe stache, sexually manipulate you to do odd sexual favors( ie: licking peanut butter off of your dick) when you are under the influence, or by means of cash.
Girl:This sucks, the whole schoolhates me.
Freind: Why?
Girl: Chris snyderized me last night while i was totally wasted! Don't tell anyone, but he made me shave his balls then eat whipped cream out of his asshole!
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'Snyder' comes originally from the German name 'SCHNEIDER', which is the third most common surname in Germany. Other Americanized forms of the Schneider name are: Snider, Sneider, and Snijder. The trade origin of the name is 'tailor' in German. Snyders can be found all over the United States today and have a proud lineage of helping to build this country. Many can trace their ancestry back to before the American Revolution, to the early colonial settlements in Pennsylvania and New York.
"Our family changed their name from 'Schneider' to 'Snyder' when they left Germany to come to America, in the Colonial Period prior to the Revolution."
"Many Snyders fought in the American Revolution and helped the US gain independence from Britain."
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(Noun) A Snyder is a person whose boundaries are limitless. They can achieve anything they desire. Intelligence, Athleticism, & Beauty are all very common attributes of a Snyder. The Dos Equis beer commercials, the most interesting man in the world, were actually based mostly in fact about a Snyder. Despite having an "aura" of greatness, Snyders are very humble & respectful people. They are aware that to achieve, they must sacrifice & work hard. They gain only by their own merit, not off of the sweat of another. A Snyder will lift up his neighbor to help them succeed rather than gloat in their own success. Some Snyders are the life of the party, while others are simply great listeners. A Snyder is a great friend/companion to have.
In life there are leaders, followers, & Snyders. Snyders tend to lead the leaders.
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To make sexy time with someone or something.
Babs was looking horny as hell she totally wanted to get Snyderized!
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1. The awesome ability to turn any conversation into one about sex.
2. Sexualize
We were talking about my grandmother's funeral when that cool dude Snyderized it & we ended up talking about fishnet stockings
To bitch and complain constantly. To fag around all the time with dreams of naked men. To volunteer at the truck stop glory hole due to the love of the way sweaty trucker dick & cum tastes.
Hey there Snyder, how about you stop kicking cans and Snydering around all day because you couldn't go Snyder at the truck stop today.
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When a snyder does something to you or your belongings or residence that is harmful or damaging
Hey what happened to your car.... oh I don't have it any more it was snydered
Or
What is all over you... oh just car paint I was snydered
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