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The strange feeling you get after you wake up sometimes.
I knew I was sober when the room started to stay still
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stands for son-of-a-b****-everything's-real!
Tom: I...I feel weird.
Ted: Yeah, getting sober does that to you...
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When being sober is overrated.
I wasn't going to drink today, but we went to champagne brunch and decided it was soberated. Gimme a mimosa bitch!
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You are not sober, but at the same time you're aren't drunk enough to NOT be annoyed by the wasted moron next to you.
" I'm soberer than you are" or "I'm the soberer driver"
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Definitely on maintenance medication and smoking weed.
I couldn't drive home from the clinic because I was too sober.
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When your reality is not affected by a substance.
Sober
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A delusional, unnatural, nightmare-like mental state characterized by the pronounced lack of THC in the bloodstream.
I'm almost sober, man; you better let me get another hit of that.
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