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When being sober is overrated.
I wasn't going to drink today, but we went to champagne brunch and decided it was soberated. Gimme a mimosa bitch!
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A state in which you are not under the influence of any intoxicating substance.
When you aren't drunk, stoned, or tripping.
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something that is so indescribably boring, that it has the ability to strip the alcohol from a human body therefore rendering the person involved completely sober.
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A disease caused by a lack of alcohol in the system. Symptoms include logic, reasoning and the ability to say 'no' to a game of strip poker.
Can be cured by a visit to the local pub
Person A: Help! I cant distinguish the difference between a woman and a dog!
Person B: Sounds like a bad case of soberity. you'd better visit the doctor
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Not drinking alcohol. This term does not apply to drugs.
"I'm sober but I sure ain't clean!"
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