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He is seriously funny, is a good gamer, totally lazy and sluggish. Not very good at long distance running, very king person also helpful. Helps other people other than himself
Girl 1 DO you know that guy?
Girl 2 Yeah, that Solomon he's a cutie
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Another name for a jewish fish.
Ma is the salmon ready! We don't have salmon but your dad said he bought solomon for dinner
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To propose a ludicrous solution to a dispute in order to gauge reactions and render a judgment justly.
Judge williams solomonized in family court to determine custody.
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He has dark brown eyes, brown hair that changes shades depending on the season, a little tall, smells great and always popular with the ladies
Girl 1:Hey you know solomon
Girl 2: you mean my ex?
Girl 1: I was gonna tell you we were a thing
Girl 3: oh I know him he is super cute
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Solomon: Man of peace.
Solomon is usually the name of someone who has a remarkable character. They have a great sense of justice and they wish absolutely no harm upon others, whether they're humans or animals. They're ambitious, spontaneous and adventurous but at the same time, they're still the most grounded and down-to-earth people you will ever come across. Solomons are the type of people that just feel like home. They are the actual embodiment of warmth and happiness.
Their only weakness is their love for stupid video games and bad shows like Naruto, but even then they're the most lovable dorks to exist on this planet. We should appreciate our Solomons more.
Also, uhh, a huge plus.. did I mention they're hella cute and attractive too?
How to identify a Solomon?
If they say at least one of these catchphrases: “mhhm mhmm“, “yeaaa“ and “acually“ then you definitely have your hands on a Solomon.
1: God, I wish I could be as great of a person as Solomon is.
2: Oh same, sis. Being a Solomon is my greatest aspiration in life.
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Solomon has the most street knowledge you will ever know and he sucks dick like a baby giraffe and will attack you with his bubble gun
Solomon likes men
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