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Somers

A small town in Connecticut that is actually a very beautiful place to grow up. Many kids complain that there's nothing to do here and that it isn't any fun, but the Bowers Lacrosse Tournament is hosted here every year as well as the Four Town Fair.

Somers is so small that rumors spread incredibly fast, but on the flip side, everyone will know and be there for you if something bad happens.

About a third of the town is farmland, and there is probably one horse to every five residents.
Nearly the entire youth population plays lacrosse, the dominant sport here. Somers Lax teams are amazing and have a spirit of unity for the most part.
The funny thing here is that half of the town is very privileged, and the other half is dirt poor and relies on welfare.

The schools are pretty great, with many smart students.
Somers is a great town!

Boy 1: So what are you doing this weekend?
Boy 2: I have a lacrosse tournament in Somers!
Boy 1: The Bowers? Man, I wish I never quit lacrosse. It's just that those Somers kids beat us every time and it was annoying me.
Boy 2: Bro, you kidding me? Bowers is the reason why I still play!
Girl: The barn that I ride at is in Somers, it's really nice there!

by LAXBabe February 12, 2012

4๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


chaz somers

best sexy man in the world.

he is bringing sexy back.
he attracts many girls.
funny.
very sarcastic.

dude! chaz somers is soooo hot!

by hahah i love you! December 27, 2011

63๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Somer Hole

A dark mental place where you feel like shit ennit.

She's entered a somer hole

by TheProdigalPaceAct October 2, 2020


Chaz Somers

A sexy, hockey playing canadian.

Loves sarcasm and frequent trips to "dons." (McDonalds)

Person 1- "Wow, look at that hot canadian playing hockey and eating a big mac"
Person 2- "Oh thats just Chaz Somers"

by chazSomersLoverrr January 29, 2011

28๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Somers, NY

Better than Yorktown PERIODT. First of our school isn't named after some fucking crop. Somers may be known for drugs and losing some sports but at least we know not to be a pussy about it and move on. Somers is mainly white but were not racist like yt. BURN THE CROP AND EAT ASS but most all Somers get rid of thots we don't wanna end up like Yorktown.

Somers, NY better than your schools

by sadgirlhours24 May 22, 2019

14๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Somers, Ny

a small town in westchester where most kids are either white, rich or an athlete, but mostly all three. mostly everyone vapes and drinks a lot while also getting pretty good grades. The schools are okay and there are like no sidewalks. Everyone wears the same, white and expensive brands like patagonia, lulu lemon, victorias secret pink and vineyard vines. all the kids parents have really nice jobs or owns a family restaurant.

wow, shes really white and is wearing patagonia, she must be from Somers, Ny

by synebee January 13, 2018

27๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Somers, CT

The small town in Connecticut where there is not much to do but hang out with friends. there is a lot of drama revolving around the high school anywhere from teacher teacher lesbian love to the classic teen girl drama. but if you come to somers be careful you may be stalked by Tyler J.

"I'm TJA in Somers, CT and going to park in your drive and I will do anything for you even cry over you having a boyfriend

by somerskid March 9, 2011

30๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž