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The more evil by far of the Carolinas. Home to very many crazy religious fundamentalists, rednecks, the KKK, etc. It's backwardness is rivaled only by the state of {Mississippi}. Only towns that are somewhat OK are probably Myrtle Beach and Hilton Head.
Person 1: Hey I'm gonna be going down to South Carolina so I can pick up some fireworks.
Person 2: OK, later. But watch your back dude, you almost got lynched by that mob of Klansmen last time you went there.
Person 1: Heh ^_^
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It is the most behind time place I have ever been to. There are alot of narrow minded individuals . Especailly the ones who grew up here their entire life. I have not met one who seems intelligent. A bunch of SC people are copy cats and they can't think for themselves. I HATE the phrase "Its a southern thang, yall wouldn't understand." and I can barely make out what some say when they talk all southern country crap junk!. Fun for them is hanging out at gas stations,mud riding, and talking the talk but NEVER walking the walk. There FAKE!all they care about is your status, where you live, what you drive, how you act and a bunch of meaningless BS. They dont want to get to know you as a person. People are WEIRD and VERY! STRANGE HERE!!! I suggest that you have a better chance in the deep south than here in SC! by the way USC SUCKS!
South Carolina... see for yourself.
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The capitol is Columbia, again making South Carolina well-known by being one of the worst capitols in the United States. They insisted on hanging a confederate flag above their capitol building until a few years ago when someone from another state brought an updated calendar to show them what year it was. Although they were shocked to hear the war was over, they did proclaim the south would "rise again," and this is commonly seen on the back of pickup trucks throughout the state driven by men with an average IQ of 40 and with four of his six children sitting in the bed of the truck playing with empty beer cans on the way back home from church. The only place of any worth in the entire state is Hilton Head Island. The majority of its residents are those from the northeast. That being said, Hilton Head is really beautiful, clean, and most of the residents speak English, with the exception of those who mow your lawn. Everywhere else is fairly unremarkable. If you're into tacky tourist attractions, go no further than Myrtle Beach. It's like an overweight, glue-sniffing southern counterpart to Las Vegas. Best avoided. In conclusion, if you're looking for your lost "rebel" identity and enjoy bathing in mediocrity, go no further than South Carolina. If you want uptight bitches from Charleston to tell you how southern "culture" is all about being classy and hospitable, ask her why that street down the road has twelve black families with the same last name as her.
Clueless A: "Man, South Carolina is so great. Palmetto State rules! Go Cocks!"
Clueless B: "Fuck yeah bro, I can't wait until I graduate from Clemson and go into construction!"
Voice of Reason: "You're both fucking nitwits, you have either Georgia, North Carolina or Florida to go to with infinite more possibilities but you choose to say in this infested backwater slum."
Clueless A and B: "Clemson rules! The south will rise again! Hey, where's my John Deere hat?"
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A state that tries its best to convince the rest of America that it only consists of Charleston, Hilton Head, and Myrtle Beach. Unfortunatley it is also filled with about a million other square miles of nothing. South Carolina also has a program where children are taught from birth that going to Clemson University is the only thing worth living for, because they know that otherwise every kid who graduates from high school would immediatley move out of state. It pays for this program using an "Education Lottery" that preys on poor minorities. Once a South Carolinian graduates from Clemson they are then forced to move back to the small town where they grew up, and start their own family where they raise another batch of classy rednecks who aspire for mediocrity.
Me: what do you want to do with your life?
girl: LOL I WANNA GO TO CLEMSON!!!!!!!!
Me: but I mean like after that...
girl: LOL I WANNA GO TO CLEMSON!!!!!!!!
Me: do you like want to stay in South Carolina your whole life?
girl: LOL I WANNA GO TO CLEMSON!!!!!!!!
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North Carolina's bitch.
Or bastard child that got disowned, which ever way you want to look at it.
Bro: Dude! Let's go hit up Myrtle Beach!
Me: Fuck South Carolina. Wrightsville murks Myrtle!
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South Carolina is about the only thing left in the united states that still has morals. Of course everyones first thought is its nothing but rednecks. News flash rednecks are everywhere even in the north so shut up. We have a beautiful coast. Were probably one of the only states that knows its history and teaches it. why be ignorant about where you live? God forbid we have a couple idiots who are stupid enough to drink and hunt at the same time but you can't tell me were the only state that has them. Yeah we know olympic gold medalists micheal phelps was caugth on camera smoking pot at the Unviersity of South Carolina but hey that his fault. had nothing to do with us at all. We do have some crazy god loving freaks out here but its all apart of freedom of religion if thats what they want then that them. We have miles of "nothing" out here as you guys would like to say but we call it peace and quite away from the loud city nosie and trouble. Must of us call it home its not nothing its home. So stop hacking on my state bitches.
A: Those people out in South Carolina are rednecks.
B:There a couple but must of the time there smart. you just think they're stupid because they like to hunt&fish.
A: You don't know what your talking about rednecks are dumb espcially from south carolina
B:I'm from south carolina idiot and compare to you i'm a genius
A: how
B:i graduate high school and didn't fluck out of college like your dumb ass
A: I did what
B: see your so stupid you didn't even know. should have been raised in south carolina at least there you would have had a chance.
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unfortunately, a state dat gets ragged on everychance it has. in actuality it is one of the best states period. for all you other haters from cali and ny, fuck you and the bitch you rode on. South carolina is just like every other southern state. We got our rednecks, our idiots, our niggas. and yea some of our schools ain't all dat good. But we still got our southern gentlemen, hospitalaty, slang, accent and intelligent people.I've lived in da hood of S.C all mylife andgo to one of da ghettoest schools in da state. But I couldn't pick a better or more beautiful state to live in.
All you other bitches and hataz can fuck off and go back where you came from. nobody asked fo yo 2 cent.South Carolina has a natural beauty, unlike the north, all polluted and shit. if ya don't like it, stop bitchin and wastin our time. If ya hate it heya den leave. shouldn't o' came down heya if yo didn'tlike it heya.Hatin', bitch, complainin', ass, uppity ass niggas.
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