Spears

To fail at life, generally suck, or just be a hoe.

Britney Spears: Shave head. Rehab. Lose custody of kids to none other than Kevin Federline. Suck at VMA's. Attempt Suicide. Rehab. Repeat.

Jamie Spears: Be a lot better off then her sister. Then, completely ruin a Nickelodeon series by getting pregnant with a guy that was almost old enough for it to be considered rape.

So, in general, if someone accuses you of being Spears, you FAIL.

Guy: you suck, you're such a Spears.
Other Guy: I just died a little bit on the inside, thats the worst insult ever.

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speared

Fucked up....aka: stoned, drunk, buzzed, whatever the fuck you want.

Dude I'm so fucking speared off this rose hookah....

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Spear

To give a particularly bad hickie.

"Did you see Ted's neck today? He got speared badly."

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Spear

Front protruding hair platform, generally supported with very small amounts of product. Spear collapses when the person wearing it sweats, or when it gets wet. The Spear is at its prime when first molded in the morning, and its shape shifts as the day progresses.

A: "My Spear is much better than Pauly D's hairdo"
B: "Oh, I know."

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Spearing

The act of waking your significant other by ramming your penis inside one of their orifices while screaming "Huzzah".

Girl 1: "Hey you look really tired today"
Girl 2: "Yea my boyfriend decided to try spearing me this morning"

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right on smart comment

You speared that dumbass and made him call for mama

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1) the unknown sport of taking spears and driving in pick up trucks and high speeds and throwing spear like objects into signs.

me and a bunch of friends got drunk last night and went spearing in curry's truck.

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