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Speed limit of sex

Sixty-eight. Because when you reach sixty-nine, you have to turn around.
I know. Lame.

Dude: Last night I broke the speed limit of sex.
Guy: 69?
Dude: Yep.
Guy: How lame...

by Somebody who thinks of lame jokes March 9, 2008

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break the speed limit

IN BRIEF: to act fast or be a fast ass, fail to be obedient, refuse or failing to act accordingly or behave, to violate.

PARENT #2: Don't let your daughter hang around that girl.

PARENT #1: Why? Do she break the speed limit or something?

PARENT #2: Exactly.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant March 7, 2009

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Asian Speed Limit

when a driver is driviving 10-20 mph under the speed limit on a higher speed roadway usually in the left lane preventing traffic from using the passing lane. Generally a female Asian driver

Oh my god I've been stuck behind this Toyota Minivan going the Asian speed limit for thirty minutes on the 401! for the love of god! Get out of the left lane!!!

by Jaysunn72 December 18, 2016


Charlottesville Speed Limit

The Charlottesville Speed limit is when driving in Charlottesville Virginia, whatever the Speed Limit sign says but mentally add 10 to it. E.G. 55 + 10 = 65.

Unless there are any police around, then it's what the sign says.

"Man, Traffic was booking along today. Thank goodness for the Charlottesville Speed Limit!"

by Anonymous#20XX April 30, 2010

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speed limit 18

an up-and-coming indie pop band with a lot of potential and a lot of passion

Speed Limit 18 is the best! I love Speed Limit 18!

by Oliver Sachs May 28, 2020

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Beautiful Speed Limit

When one is driving, sees a visually appealing person of the opposite sex in the lane next to them, and slows down or speeds up in order to catch a better glimpse.

"Dude! Those two girls in the red Taurus! Assume the beautiful speed limit."

by Zycoolaman March 20, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Speed Limit 95

A kick ass punk rock band from the Underground Punk Scene of crappy old reirement home filled NC

"Dude! Hydroplane is cool but I like SL95 tons better! 'So Sue Me' is a sweet song!!!!!!!11111oneoneoneeleven"

by The Sexy One April 20, 2005

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