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The process of going through a particularly harrowing mental breakdown, usually involving garbled voices and unintelligible sentences strung along in a haphazard fashion. Can occur in supermarkets unexpectedly.
That bitter gay was having a right neil spence.
when a girl isn't very attractive or sexy, but you have the utmost desire to fuck the shit out of her
Me: Dude, what do you even see in that girl?
Bro: Gotta be the spence factor.
To lose control of oneself, utterly and completely, and to exude douche.
Named for Spencer Pratt's behavior on the Mtv reality show The Hills.
"what the fuck were you THINKING forgetting to roll my car windows up homie?!! don't you read the weather report?? FUCK!!!"
"dude, you're spencing out. be cool."
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The name given to those who act out immaturely, like Spencer Pratt's meltdown on I'm a Celebrity, Get my Out of Here.
Person #1: "Oh, boohoohoo! Blah, blah, blah!"
Person #2: "Dude, you're totally Spencing Out."
usually extremely short for his age, whilst having a tiny bell end and a big ego, known to be untrustworthy, clingy, possessive and very sexually frustrated. An o spence tastes his own cum often and likes it
oh my god since u met that girl u are becoming an o spence
this little piggy went to market. this little piggy got roast beef. this little piggy went chasing alissa his lover who he may or may not have a chance.
person 1: oh do you see that pig over there
person 2: no mate thats my bruv jack spence
person 1: hes such a queen sometimes
This act conatains Three Stages:
1. Firstly the two boys widen each other's bums by teasing them open with a luke-warm desert spoon.
2. The nose/mouth area is completely inserted into the freshly opened fleshy ring and they deply inhale, causing them to choke and faeces to come out, this choking action closes their bums, creating a smacking noise to which they spin 180 degrees so that they are in the classic 69 position.
3. The penises soaked in opaque chicken stock until the jap's eye is nice and dilated (as well as increasing the girth and creating a nice chickeny aroma.)
Tongues are inserted into each others cock hole with a squeaky pop (similar sound to the test for hydrogen.)
Finally, when the climax is inevitable, the two young boys look each other in the eye and tell each other, "Slippery Spence".
then they let their juices exchange and the chickeny broth is enjoyed by both parties.
"Reet lad, what you up to tonight?"
"might do a bit of revision"
"narrr"
"why? what you doing?"
"nout, yet"
"oh right"
"Slippery Spence?"
"Uh huh ; )"
(shows him the chicken stock)
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